Monday, November 17, 2008
The Grass Is Always Greener
A joke stolen from the intarwebby:
One day a millionaire in his limousine saw a man eating grass, and he told the driver to stop. He got out and asked him, "Why are you eating grass".
The man replied, "I'm so poor, I can''t afford a thing to eat."
So the millionaire said, "Poor guy, come back to my house."
The man said, "But I have a wife and kids."
The millionaire told him to bring them along as well.
When they were all in the car, the poor man said, "Thanks for taking us back to your house, it is so kind of you."
The millionaire said, "You're going to love it there, the grass is almost a foot tall."
Just a quick note... Sometimes I wish I had that luxury.
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