Great news! I’m starting to feel much better now that the pain from the surgery is starting to wear off! On the other hand, I still have no sense of humor. Enjoy!
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Ginger Jokes Part III
What’s a redhead’s idea of the shortest way to a
man’s heart? Through the breastbone.
What is the difference between a redhead and a
terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist.
What do you call a woman who knows where her
husband is every night? A redhead!
What’s safer: a redhead or a piranha?
The piranha. They only attack in schools.
How do you get a redhead’s mood to change?
Wait 10 seconds.
What do you call a Redhead with an attitude?
Only two things are necessary to keep a redhead
happy. One is to let her think she is having her
own way, and the other is to let her have it.
Last week I mentioned that I might not have an update ready. Well I felt obligated to throw something up here anyway. I’m still in a lot of post-op pain, so I really don’t want to talk about it much.
A blonde goes into a coffee shop and notices there’s a “peel and win” sticker on her coffee cup. So she peels it off and starts screaming,”I’ve won a motorhome! I’ve won a motorhome!”
The waitress says, “That’s impossible. The biggest prize is a free Lunch!”
But the blonde keeps on screaming, “I’ve won a motorhome! I’ve won a motorhome!”
Finally, the manager comes over and says, “Ma’am, I’m sorry, but you’re mistaken. You couldn’t have possibly won a motorhome because we didn’t have that as a prize.
The blonde says, “No, it’s not a mistake. I’ve won a motorhome!” And she hands the ticket to the manager and he reads . . .
W I N A B A G E L
Google for the video. It’s such a wooden contrivance that it’s comedy gold. Other than that, I got nuttin. There may not be a new comic next week as I will be recovering from surgery. Thanks for stopping by.