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Why Old People Piss Me Off

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Times change, but many people get older and neglect to realize that times have changed. They lament that people ought not do “this” or should do “that” as if the lifestyles they grew up with are still relevant to this day. It can be said that we are what we know. We are learning new things every day in this world, so what we are is changing. Those who fail to understand this hurt the future generations by shackling them to outmoded ideas and repeating history’s mistakes.

Senior Moments

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Later Years’ Lunch

While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch.

After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant, and resumed their trip. When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left her glasses on the table, and she didn’t miss them until they had been driving for about forty minutes. By then, to add to the aggravation, they had to travel quite a distance before they could find a place to turn around, in order to return to the restaurant to retrieve her glasses.

All the way back, the elderly husband became the classic grouchy old man. He fussed and complained, and scolded his wife relentlessly during the entire return drive. The more he chided her, the more agitated he became. He just wouldn’t let up for a single minute. To her relief, they finally arrived at the restaurant. As the woman got out of the car, and hurried inside to retrieve her glasses, the old geezer yelled to her,

“While you’re in there, you might as well get my hat and the credit card!”

Geezer Gas Up

A senior couple pulls up to a gas station.

Attendant: How may I help you?

Old Man: Please fill it up.

Old Lady: What did he say?

Old Man [yelling]: He asked what we wanted and I told him to fill it up.

Attendant: So, where are you heading?

Old Man: To Chicago to see our Grandchildren.

Old Lady: What did he say?

Old Man [yelling]: He asked where we’re going. I told him we’re going to see the Grand kids.

Attendant: It sure is a nice day for a drive.

Old Man: Yes, it’s been quite pleasant.

Old Lady: What did he say?

Old Man: He said its good weather.

Attendant: Where are you coming from?

Old Man: We started our trip from Pittsburgh.

Old Lady: What did he say?

Old Man: He asked where we’re from, and I said Pittsburgh.

Attendant: I dated a girl from Pittsburgh once. She wouldn’t shut up and was lousy in bed.

Old lady: What did he say?

Old Man: He says he knows you!

Seriously, I installed some tracking software, and this is where we are at this moment. While I do maintain this site mainly because I get some personal enjoyment out of it, it also makes me feel good when other people stop by to see what I've been working on. In other words: Thanks for stopping by!

Seriously, I installed some tracking software, and this is where we are at this moment. While I do maintain this site mainly because I get some personal enjoyment out of it, it also makes me feel good when other people stop by to see what I’ve been working on. In other words: Thanks for stopping by!

On a side note, I just want to mention that Flush Twice has actually been moving up in its rankings. While you may note a bit of a dip around the 10th and 11th, keep in mind that I only update on Saturday’s and that would be the 5th and the 12th. I was thinking about doing some non-canonical stuff during the rest of the week, but that would screw up the whole format of the site. I think I’ll just stick to the same old, same old.