I’m really getting tired of the “More Ginger Jokes” page getting all the attention for being so utterly offensive. Therefore, I have crafted together some of the most offensive jokes I could find. If you are somehow not offended by what is on this page, then you are obviously a ginger, and you have no soul.
Q: Why can’t you fool an aborted baby?
A: Because it wasn’t born yesterday.
Q: Why do you put a baby into a blender feet-first?
A: So you can see the look on its face.
Q: How do you get said baby out of the blender?
A: Tortilla chips
Q: What do a dead baby and a Reese’s Peanut Butter cup have in common?
A: There’s no wrong way to eat ’em.
Q: What’s the hardest thing about throwing a baby down the stairs?
A: My dick.
Q: What’s the difference between a dead baby and an orange?
A: I don’t cum on an orange before I skin and eat it.
Q: What’s red and crawling up your leg?
A: A homesick abortion.
Q: What’s the difference between peanut butter and jam?
A: I can’t peanut butter my dick into you.
Q: What’s the leading cause of pedophilia in our country?
A: Sexy children.
Q: What do Nike and the klan have in common?
A: They both make black people run fast.
Q: Why do black people only have nightmares?
A: Because the last one who had a dream got shot.
Q: What did the black kid get for Christmas?
A: Your bike.
Q: Why do they put cotton in pill bottles?
A: To remind black people they were picking cotton long before they were doing drugs.
A: What’s the difference between a black man and a pizza?
A: Pizza can feed a family of 4
Q: What’s the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
A: The pizza doesn’t complain when you stick it in an oven.
Q: What’s the worst thing about being a black Jew?
A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.
Q: How do you get a Jewish girl’s number?
A: Pull up her sleeve.
Q: Why do Jews have big noses?
A: Free air.
Q: What’s the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps?
A: Phelps can actually finish a race.
Q: Whats the useless skin around the vagina called?
A: A woman.
Q: What’s better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics?
A: Not being retarded.
Q: What’s the difference between a priest and a zit?
A: A zit waits until you’re 13 to come on your face
Q: What’s grey and looks good on police officers?
A: The world trade center.
Q: What’s the difference between the World Trade Center and the New York Mets?
A: The Mets collapse every September.
Q: how do you make a 4 year old cry twice?
A: wipe your bloody dick off on her teddybear
Q: Why did God invent the orgasm?
A: So women could moan when they’re happy.
Q: What’s the difference between two dicks and a joke?
A: If you’re leaving me hate mail, you obviously can’t take a joke.
Oh, and I had this really offensive joke about Jonestown, but the punchline was too long.