Be Careful What You Wish For…

lampA man was walking on the beach one day and he found an old lamp half buried in the sand. He decided to rub the side of it. Inside was a genie. The genie emerged and said, “I will grant you three wishes, and three wishes only.”
The man thought about his first wish and decided, “I think I want 10 million dollars!”
POOF! Several satchels of money were surrounding him.
Next he wished for a red Ferrari.
POOF! There was the car sitting in front of him.
Then he made his final wish, “I wish I was irresistible to women.”
POOF! He turned into a box of chocolates.