Sunday’s Paper

“Where is my Sunday paper?!” screeched the crackling voice. An irate older woman called the newspaper office to demand answers to where her Sunday edition was.
“Madam,” said the newspaper employee, “today is Saturday. The Sunday paper is not delivered until tomorrow, on Sunday!”
There was quite a long pause on the other end of the phone, followed by a quiet mutter, “Well, shucks, that explains why no one was at church either.”