She was only…

She was only the Admiral’s daughter, but her naval base was always full of seamen.

She was only the Cattleman’s daughter, but she couldn’t keep her calves together.

She was only the Gravediggers daughter, but anyone cadaver.

She was only the Milkman’s daughter, but she was cream of the crop.

She was only the Statistician’s daughter, but she knew all the standard deviations.

She was only the Vacuum salesman’s daughter, but she knew how to suck!

She was only the Violinists daughter, but she took off her G-string and all the boys fiddled.