The Hot New Guy

Tammy and Vicki were admiring the new shirtless hottie in the neighborhood as he mowed his front lawn.

“He looks like a Chippendale dancer,” said Tammy, “but I wonder if he’ll be thoughtful and intelligent.”

“I doubt it,” sneered Vicki. “Guys like him all have their brains between their legs.”

Tammy giggled and said, “If that’s where it is, then I can’t wait to blow his mind!”