Deaf Marriage

A deaf couple had gotten married. During the first week of marriage, they realized they couldn’t communicate in the bedroom with sign language after they turned out the lights.

After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decided to propose a solution.

“Honey,” she signed, “Why don’t we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don’t want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time.”

The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, “Great idea, Now if you want to have sex with me, reach over and pull on my penis one time. If you don’t want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis fifty times.”