Fingering the Floozy

A guy was on his first date with a notoriously loose girl.

She was very receptive to his advances after they parked, and as the petting increased he put his hand in her panties.

At first she seemed to be enjoying his progress, but suddenly cried, “Ouch! Your ring is hurting me!”

“I’m not wearing a ring,” the man sheepishly admitted. “That’s my Timex.”