When her husband walked in the door, the wife excitedly told him, “Dear, you know those headaches I’ve been having all of these years? Well, they’re finally gone!”
The husband was impressed and asked how she did it.
The woman explained, “I went to that new hypnotist in town, and he told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat ‘I do not have a headache, I DO NOT have a headache. I DO NOT have a headache.’ Believe it or not, it worked! The headaches are all gone now.”
The husband was curious. His prowess in the bedroom had been on the decline over the years and wondered if the hypnotist could help him as well. His wife encouraged him to try it, and the next day he made an appointment.
Following his appointment with the hypnotist, the husband came home, ripped off his clothes, picked up his wife and carried her into the bedroom. He laid her on the bed and said, “Don’t move, I’ll be right back.”
He disappeared into the bathroom for a moment and then came back to make sweet, passionate love to his wife like never before.
Basking in the afterglow his wife said, “That was wonderful!”
The husband said, “Don’t move! I’ll be right back.”
He went back into the bathroom, came back a moment later, and jumped in for round two with his wife. It was even better than the first time!
Her head was spinning, but the wife sat up and said, “This is amazing!”
Her husband again said, “Don’t move, I’ll be right back,” and slipped into the bathroom yet again.
This time his wife was curious. She quietly crept to the door and peeked through the open crack to see how he was doing it.
There he was standing in front of the mirror saying, “She is not my wife. She is NOT my wife. She is NOT MY WIFE!”