The New Wife’s News

With a knowing smile, the newly wed wife told her husband, “I’ve been cleaning up the spare room. It looks like we’re going to be three in this house instead of two.”

The husband started glowing with happiness. He kissed his wife said, “Oh darling, You’ve made me the happiest man in the world.”

“I’m glad that you feel that way,” she replied. “My mother will be moving in on Monday.”