Drug Dealer’s Trial

A man was on trial for selling drugs, and his neighbor was called as a witness.

The defense attorney asked, “Did you ever get any cocaine or other drugs from the defendant?”

“No sir,” answered the man.

“Did you ever get any from his wife?”

“No sir.”

“Did you ever get any from his daughters?”

“Uh, excuse me,” the witness said, “but we are still talking about drugs here, right?”