One day Tom decided to take the opportunity to paint the toilet seat while his wife Margret was out shopping.
Margret came home much sooner than expected and made a beeline for the commode. Needless to say, she got the seat stuck to her rear. Understandably distraught about this Margret had her husband drive her to the doctor.
To protect her dignity, Tom threw a large overcoat over her as they went out the door. When they got to the doctor’s office, he lifted his wife’s coat to show the doctor their predicament.
Tom asked the doctor, “Have you ever seen anything like this before, Doc?”
“Well, yes,” the doctor said scratching his head, “But never framed!”