Three nuns met in the main hall. The first nun said, “I was cleaning the father’s room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines!”
“What did you do?” the other nuns asked.
“Well, of course I threw them all in the trash.”
The second nun said, “Well, I can top that. I was in the father’s room putting away the laundry, and I found a bunch of condoms.”
“Oh my,” gasped the other nuns. “What did you do?” they asked.
“I poked holes in all of them,” she replied.
The third nun said, “Oh shit!”