Comic of Interest

Comic of Interest

I am not, I repeat, I am not explaining my comic in this paragraph. I’m merely elaborating my thoughts on the subject. Reading this shit is optional and never required to understand the comic. I’m also never going to put social media links on my site due in part to my very strong beliefs in visitor privacy. I refuse to Facebook.

I’m just sayin’ is all… But some of the other stuff that guy said was probably dead on. So in case you are wondering what’s going on, I posted a request for a critique on reddit, and here’s the linky-loo if you want to go see the converation. (sorry, I deleted the thread on 7-7-2018) Apparently my art is “frikking weird” as well.

Still, my original question was why do I so often get an unfavorable reaction to the comic. It’s like a visceral thing where people just scrunch their nose and furl their brow then look at me like I just ate a plateful of earthworms. They usually don’t want to talk to me after that, so it’s not like I’m getting any answers from them. Of course I’m still not entirely sure whether or not it’s just “frikking weird” art or perhaps something else, so if you’d like to chime in with your opinion, please don’t hold back.

OK, well that’s about all have I have to say about that. I will be looking into making more improvements as time goes on. If they work out, then great, if not… Well, who the fuck cares? It’s a joke of the day site with a comic on the side and an opinionated jackass tossing in his two cents. You can rate the posts, make comments, submit jokes, or just lurk. So long as the government and corporations don’t fuck up the internet too badly, I’ll be doing this shit for another 22 years, and then I will retire.

Pax,

-f2x

Comic of Interest
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Arabs Not Welcome!

A Jewish man named Moshe opened a Kosher restaurant and put a notice in the window: “ARABS NOT WELCOME”

The next day, an Arab walked in and requested a sandwich. Moshe decided that he really didn’t want to risk causing a scene, so he made the Arab the sandwich but charged him double the price.

The next day the same Arab was back, and this time he ordered a full lunch.

Moshe charged him triple and thought, “Maybe he’ll take the hint this time!”

The Arab ate his lunch, paid without a quibble, praised the food and requested a reservation for 10 of his friends for that same evening.

Moshe decided to book the reservation, but to charge them all tenfold!

That evening, the Arabs came and had a very large dinner. They paid without complaining and even tipped generously.

The next day Moshe put a new sign in the window: “JEWS NOT WELCOME.”

Arabs Not Welcome!
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Don’t Despair

Sitting by the window in her convent, Sister Eulalia opened a letter from home and found a ten dollar bill inside.

As she read the letter she caught sight of a shabbily dressed stranger leaning against a lamppost below. Quickly she wrote, “Don’t despair, Sister Eulalia” on a piece of paper, wrapped the ten dollar bill in it, and dropped it out the window.

The man picked it up, read it, looked at her with a puzzled expression, tipped his hat and went off down the street.

The next day Sister Eulalia was told that a man at the door was insisting on seeing her. To her surprise it was the stranger from the night before. Without a word he handed her a roll of bills.

“What’s this?” she asked.

“That’s the 60 bucks you have coming. Don’t Despair paid five to one.”.

Don’t Despair
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The Little Couple

Little Bruce and Jenny were only 10 years old, but they knew they were in love.

One day they decided that they wanted to get married, so Bruce went to Jenny’s father to ask him for her hand.

Bruce bravely walked up to him and said, “Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage.”

Thinking that this was just the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replied, “Well Bruce, you are only ten. Where will you two live?”

Without even taking a moment to think about it, Bruce replied, “In Jenny’s room. It’s bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely.”

Mr. Smith said with a huge grin, “Okay, then how will you live? You’re not old enough to get a job. You’ll need to support Jenny.”

Again, Bruce instantly replied, “Our allowance, Jenny makes five bucks a week. And I make 10 bucks a week. That’s about 60 bucks a month, so that should do us just fine.”

Mr. Smith was impressed by how much thought Bruce had put into this. “Well Bruce, it seems like you have everything figured out. I just have one more question. What will you do if the two of you should have little children of your own?”

Bruce just shrugged his shoulders and said, “Well, we’ve been lucky so far.”

And now Mr. Smith no longer thinks little Bruce is so cute.

The Little Couple
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The Three Little Rabbits

Three little rabbits escaped from a testing lab and found an entire field full of carrots. They ate themselves into a stupor and slept through the night.

The next morning, they found an entire field full of female rabbits with no males in sight.

They had sex throughout the entire day and slept throughout the night.

The next morning, the rabbits got to talking.

“I’m gonna go back to that field of carrots,” said the first one.

“I’m gonna go back to those cute little rabbits,” said the second.

“I’m going back to the lab,” said the third. “I’m dying for a cigarette.”

The Three Little Rabbits
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