Fast Fathers

Three boys were in the schoolyard bragging about how fast their fathers were.

The first one said, “My father is the fastest. He can fire an arrow, start to run, then he gets there before the arrow!”

The second one replied “Ha! My father can shoot his gun and be there before the bullet.”

The third one listened to the other two and shook his head, “That’s nothing! My father works for the government. He stops working at 5 o’clock and gets home by 3:45!”

Fast Fathers
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