A Leafy Bottom

Mark was very nervous about his doctor’s appointment, and was being very private about it.

When the doctor entered the room, Mark revealed his condition. Apparently his bum had leaves sprouting out of it, and not just any leaves; they were lettuce leaves!

The doctor carefully examined his patient, and after a few moments of poking and prodding he stood up and shook his head.

“Doctor, can you get rid of the lettuce leaves? Will I be alright?” Mark asked pleadingly.

“It’s hard to say,” replied the doctor, “but from what I can tell, it’s just the tip of the iceberg.”