It was a quiet day on the Ark and Noah was getting bored. His wife suggested that he relieve the tedium by fishing off the side of the Ark.
“That’s a good idea,” said Noah. “It’s been well over a month and I could use a break.”
Noah collected his fishing gear went off, but thirty minutes later he was back and still complaining that he was bored.
His wife ask, “Then why did you stop fishing after only half an hour?”
Noah replied, “Because I only had two worms.”