While having drinks with her friends, a woman noticed a rather homely man looking lonely at the bar.
Intrigued by this quiet man, she excused herself from the table and took a seat next to him.
After a brief ice-breaker she said, “You know, if you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut, you’d look all right.”
“If I did that,” the man replied, “I’d be talking to your friends over there instead of you.”