Even though it's unfairly hated by neckbeards, I've always envied the legibility of Comic Sans. Not wanting to risk the scorn, I built my own font from scratch back in 2004. I called it the "aaa" font, but let's not kid ourselves: It was kind of awful.
Years passed, and from time to time I updated the font. Eventually it got better, but last night I truly overhauled the damn thing. I straighten all the points and most of the lower case letters were completely rebuilt. If I my say so, it's surprisingly legible.
Why the revamp? I wanted a font that was smaller and more legible because I was having trouble fitting the speech bubbles in some of the panels.
So I hope you like the new look. If you have any comments, concerns, or questions, please feel free to let me know.
Today I wanted to talk more about the font I mentioned in the blurb of yesterday's comic. The original first font has kind of been overwritten and lost, but there are examples of it in the archives.
Since I wanted a kind of handwritten font, I intentionally aimed for sloppiness. It was to look like the penmanship of a mildly gifted third grader.
The points on each font face were numerous and haphazard. That actually made it difficult to edit into a reasonable threshold of legibility. Nevertheless, I was proud of my creation. It was totally original.
Each letter had unique points because I hand "clicked" each point on each letter. That meant that the b, d, g, p, and q were not very uniform. Every letter was made a little "different" to give it that handwritten feel.
But that individuality came at a cost. There was a legibility limit to how small the font could get. While one should always practice brevity in comics, my speech bubbles could easily dominate the panel due in part because my font had to be big to be readable.
So the other day I sat down and redesigned the font. It was a major revision. Gone are the numerous unique points on every letter. Simplicity is the goal. The b, d, and p are now the same points only flipped, and letters like the n and u or t and f are basically the same. Every character borrows from another to create uniformity, and the font looks almost entirely different as a result.
I really like this updated font, and I hope you do too. I'm still a little apprehensive about updating the site's logo, so I guess it's going to take some getting used to.
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