Margret noticed that her friend Karen was quite agitated. “What’s wrong?” she asked.
“Well,” said Karen, “I met a guy at the club last night. He was kind of attractive and we sort of hit it off, so I invited him home.”
“Did you sleep with him?” Margret pried.
“Well, yeah,” said Karen, “and we had some pretty freaky sex too, but then he crossed the line and called me a slut!”
“Oh no!” exclaimed Margret. “What did you do?”
“I did what any self-respecting woman would do,” said Karen. “I told him to get the fuck out of my home and take his five biker friends with him!”