Dragging Your Hook in the Sand

gunWhy did so many kids die at Sandy Hook?
They weren’t allowed to run in the hall.
The kids at Sandy Hook went to the library to get a book, but instead, they got a few magazines.
What do you call a 10 year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor
What has more brains than a Sandy Hook student?
The wall behind it.
Why didn’t the world end on Dec 21st, 2012?
Because we sacrificed 20 virgins on Dec 14th
Why did the shooter kill all the kids?
He was a strong proponent of No Child Left Behind.
How many Sandy Hook kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to move the bodies out of the way and one to screw it in.
I know… I know… These Sandy Hook jokes are getting old… not like those children.
Sandy Hook Bumper Sticker:
“My kid shot your honour student!”

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