Farting in Church

On a pleasant Sunday morning, an elderly couple was attending their usual church services.

About halfway through Margery leaned over to her husband and said, “I just let out a silent fart, Harry. What do you think I should do?”

“Put a new battery in your hearing aid,” Harry replied.

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