Fornication

At a family get-together, a young boy of about 8 years of age asked, “Dad, what does fornication mean?”

The father freaked out. “Where did you hear a word like that?” he demanded.

“From Uncle Charlie,” replied the son.

The father charged off to confront his brother-in-law.

Of course Charlie didn’t have a clue what the problem was and explained that all he said was, “For an occasion like this you’d think they would serve champagne.”

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