At a family get-together, a young boy of about 8 years of age asked, “Dad, what does fornication mean?”
The father freaked out. “Where did you hear a word like that?” he demanded.
“From Uncle Charlie,” replied the son.
The father charged off to confront his brother-in-law.
Of course Charlie didn’t have a clue what the problem was and explained that all he said was, “For an occasion like this you’d think they would serve champagne.”