Getting Social Security

A recently retired older man had just returned from the Social Security office with his first check.

His wife was curious as to how he got the check since he absentmindedly left the house without his wallet or any other form of ID.

The man replied, “I just unbuttoned my shirt and showed them all the gray hair on my chest and they took that as proof of my age.”

“Well get back down there and pull down your pants,” she squawked. “Then you can get disability too!”

Getting Social Security
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