Here Comes the Bride

A groom passed down the aisle of the church to take his place by the altar. The best man noticed that the groom had the biggest, brightest smile on his face.

The best man asked, “Hey man, I know you are happy to be getting married, but what’s up with that smile?”

The groom replied, “I just had the best blow job I have ever had in my entire life and I am marrying the wonderful woman who gave it to me.”

The bride came walking down the aisle, and she too had the biggest, brightest smile on her face.

The maid of honor noticed this and asked, “Hey, I know you are happy to be getting married, but what’s up with that smile?”

The bride replied, “I’ll never have to give another blow job for the rest of my life!”

Here Comes the Bride
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