A mother and young girl were traveling down the highway in the family minivan behind a delivery truck that just happened to be carrying a shipment of assorted adult novelty items. Suddenly a dildo fell off the truck in front of them and hit the windshield of the minivan.
The surprised little girl asked, “What was that, Mommy?”
The mother, not wanting to have to explain about things like sex toys, answered, “It was just a bug, honey.”
The little girl thought for a second and said, “Well, it sure had a big dick.”