How do you get a gender-studies major off of your porch?
Pay for the pizza!
It annoys me that Engineering students call themselves engineers.
You don’t hear medical students calling themselves doctors, or art students calling themselves unemployed.
Why did the feminist fail algebra?
She couldn’t solve inequalities.
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ten. One to change the lightbulb and nine to blog about how empowering it was.
Genders are like the Twin Towers
There used to be two of them and now its a really sensitive subject.