Little Johnny, the Cat, and Tic Tacs

Little Johnny’s mom was standing in the kitchen doing the dishes and looking out the window where she saw little Johnny sitting on the curb with a cat under one arm and a pack of tic tacs in the other hand.

She watches for a minute and she sees little Johnny lick the cat and then he would eat a tic tac and stand up and move a couple steps down the sidewalk and he would sit back down.

Well his mom watched him do this 3 more times then her curiosity got the best of her so she went outside and asked little Johnny what he was doing.

Little Johnnys reply was,” I’m licking pussy, popping pills and movin on down the road like any daddy.”