Panty Plead

The wife coyly tried to explain her purchase of a new pair of expensive imported panties.

“After all, dear,” she said, “you wouldn’t expect to find fine perfume in a cheap bottle, would you?”

“No,” her husband cooly replied. “but I would not expect to find gift wrap on a dead beaver either.”

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