Marvin had a problem with premature ejaculation, so he paid a visit to a sex shop for a remedy.
The clerk handed him a yellow spray can and said, “This is Stay-Hard spray. One small spritz, and you can go all night!”
Excited, Marvin took it home, stashed it under the kitchen sink, and waited eagerly for bedtime.
Later that night, he sprayed some on his pecker and went upstairs to his wife. To his utter disappointment, the “remedy” made him orgasm quicker than ever.
The next day, Marvin returned to the sex shop, angrily slammed the can down on the counter, and snapped, “This stuff made me worse than before!”
Upon looking at the can, the clerk asked, “I don’t suppose your hid this stuff under your kitchen sink, did you?”
“You grabbed the wrong can. This is Easy-Off.”