Philosophy at the Bar

An old man was sitting at the bar quietly having a drink. A young man came in and sat a few stools down. After ordering his drink he tried to start some conversation with the old curmudgeon. “You know,” he started off, “Humans have two ears, and only one mouth.”

“So what?” grunted the old guy.

“Well, I think that’s because we’re supposed to listen more and talk less,” the young man proclaimed.

Realizing this guy was an empty talker the old man remarked, “You know, humans also have two legs but only one head.”

“Why yes we do,” said the young man.

“So why don’t you think less and fuck off.”

Philosophy at the Bar
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