Race Horse

A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him on the head with a frying pan.

“What was that for?” the man asked.

The wife replied, “That was for the piece of paper with the name ‘Jenny’ on it that I found in your pants pocket.”

The man then said, “When I was at the races last week, Jenny was the name of the horse I bet on. I won big, too.”

The wife apologized and went back to her housework.

Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the head with an even bigger frying pan.

Picking himself up off the floor, the man asked why she had hit again.

The wife replied, “Your horse phoned.”

Race Horse
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