A senior citizen went to the doctor and said, “Doctor, I only have sex once a week.”
The doctor asked, “How old are you?”
The patient replied “Seventy-five.”
“Wait now. You’re 75, and have sex once a week. I think that’s wonderful. What are you complaining about?”
“My neighbor is almost eighty years old, and he says he has sex three times a week, every week.”
The doctor smiled and said, “I can easily solve your problem. From now on, you tell him the same thing.”
