Sweater Knitting

Three women were in the waiting room of a gynecologist, and each of them was knitting a sweater for their baby-to-be.

The first one stopped and took a pill.

“What was that?” The others asked her.

“Oh, it was Vitamin C. I want my baby to be healthy.”

A few minutes later, another woman took a pill.

“What was that?” the others asked.

“Oh, it was iron. I want my baby to be big and strong.”

They continued knitting.

Finally the third woman took a pill.

“What was that?” the others asked her.

“Thalidomide,” she said, “I just can’t get the arms right on this fucking sweater.”

Sweater Knitting
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