A man went to a nightclub and started chatting up a very attractive looking Chinese girl.
She appeared to be all over him and soon asked him back to her place “for a coffee”.
When they got to her flat she told him to help himself to a drink while she slipped into something more comfortable.
Just as he finished getting his drink the sexy Chinese seductress returned wearing only a see-through negligee.
“I am your sex slave!” she said, “I will do absolutely anything you want.”
Well, the man was taken a little bit by surprise and couldn’t believe his luck, so he said, “I’d really fancy a 69!”
“Screw you,” replies the girl. “I’m not cooking at this time of night!”
I hate to say it, but I can’t figure this one out. I’m sure it’s some kind of pun on accents but I’m somehow missing the angle that makes it funny.
Ah, never mind… not Chinese accents, Chinese MENUS!
Sometimes I’m a little slow on the uptake.
You weren’t the only one. I had to have it explained to me too.