A woman was patiently waiting in the emergency room.
The doctor walked in and asked her “So what kind of problem are you experiencing today?”
“Doctor,” the lady began, “I have been having trouble with my bottom. It’s been hurting really bad.”
“Why don’t you lay on your stomach so I can take a look at it,” the doctor requested.
So, the woman turned over and the doctor started to examine her rear end.
After a moment, the doctor asked the young lady, “Ma’am, have you had anal sex lately?”
“No, why?” came the worried response.
The doctor raised an eyebrow and asked, “Would you like to?”