The Farm Field Trip

David went on a field trip with his class to a working farm. When he got home his mother asked him if he had a good time.

“Boy did I!” exclaimed David. “It was great! We saw sheep, horses, goats, chickens, and fuckers!”

David’s mother was a bit startled by that last one, but judging by David’s obliviousness, she decided to remain calm and ask him about it. “I know what the sheep and the rest are, but what is a fucker?”

“Oh, they’re the animals that give us milk,” said David matter of factly.

“But who said they were called fuckers?”

“Our teacher,” explained David. “Well actually she called them ‘effers’, but we all knew what she meant.”

The Farm Field Trip
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