The Farmer’s Filly

A farmer bought a cute little filly that he planned to race next season, but when he got her home, his old stallion got her scent and wanted her. He started kicking up dust and tried to get to her. The farmer didn’t want her pregnant because she wouldn’t be able to race, so he called the vet.

The vet told him to tie a bed sheet around the filly’s rump to keep the stallion away. So that day, the farmer did just that.

The next day, the farmer went out to the corral to make sure the vet’s solution worked, but the filly was nowhere to be found. The farmer followed her hoof trail to the neighbor’s farm and saw the neighbor’ kid out by their barn.

“Hey boy, did you see a filly run by with a bed sheet tied around her rump?” the farmer asked.

The kid replied, “No sir, but one dashed past here early this morning with a handkerchief sticking out of her butt!!”

The Farmer’s Filly
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