A man returned home a day early from a business trip. It was after midnight while en-route home, and he asked the cab driver if he would be a witness, because the man suspected his wife of having an affair, and he wanted to catch her in the act.
For $100, the cabby agreed.
After quietly arriving home, the husband and cabby tip toed into the bedroom. The husband switched on the lights, yanked the blanket back and there before them was his wife, naked as a jay bird, with a man who was also totally nude.
The husband put a gun to the naked man’s head as the wife shouted, “Don’t do it! I lied when I told you I inherited money.
“HE paid for the Porsche I gave you.
“HE paid for your new 25 ft. Ranger Fishing Boat.
“HE paid for your Football season tickets.
“HE paid for our house at the lake.
“HE paid for your Golf Trip to St Andrews and your new 4 x 4.
“HE paid for our country club membership and he even pays the monthly dues.
“And because of HIM, I can put an extra $2,000 in our checking account each month.”
Shaking his head from side-to-side, the husband lowered the gun. He looked over at the cabby and said, ‘What would you do’?
With an understanding look, the cabby replied, “I’d cover him with that blanket before he catches a cold.”