A city boy wanted to marry a country girl. She insisted that he ask her father for her hand in marriage, so off he went to the farm.
“I want to marry your daughter, sir,” he politely informed the farmer.
“Well, my boy, you will have to prove to me that you are a man worthy of my daughter,” challenged the farmer
“I’ll do anything for my love,” replied the young man.
“You see that cow out in the pasture? Well go screw it.”
A little puzzled the young man sighed, “OK, anything for my love.”
After mounting the cow, the boy came back and asked, “Now may I marry your daughter?”
“Nope.” replied the farmer, “See that goat over yonder? Well, go screw it.”
After defiling the goat, the lad returned, “Now can I marry your daughter?”
“Not yet. You see that pig in the sty? Well hop to it.”
Once again he complied and returned.
The farmer is amazed at seeing this boy following through with these deeds just to marry his daughter, and tells the city boy, “Now you may marry my daughter.”
The young man replied, “To hell with your daughter! How much for that pig?”