A man was walking along the beach when he found a magic lamp. He rubbed the lamp, and not one, but two genies popped out. The genies told the man that they will grant him 3 wishes.
The man made his wishes, and the next thing he knew he was waking up in the most comfortable bed in a huge gorgeous room. He looked around and noticed that he is in an incredible mansion. Even better, he is surrounded by 50 of the most beautiful women that he has ever seen. The man thinks aloud, “Those two genies really made my wishes come true!” He proceeded to check out the rest of his new house.
Along the way, the doorbell rang. He answered it, and standing outside are two clansmen. They grabbed him, drug him outside and hung him from a tree in the front lawn. As they took off their masks, it became apparent that they were the two genies. “I understood the first two wishes” said one genie to the other.
“I know,” said the second genie. “To be extremely rich, and be surrounded by beautiful women. But who in their right mind wants to be hung like a black man?”
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What is Flush Twice?
Flush Twice has been around since May of 2003. It started out as a JOTD (Joke of the Day) website. New jokes were published every weekday. Over the years, good jokes were increasingly hard to come by, and eventually they got so rare that I just stopped trying to publish them.
Since 2004 there has also been an eponymous comic. I still occasionally publish a new one on Saturdays. It’s also rare anymore, but sometimes it happens.
Here lately I’ve been posting a “Link of the Day”. For the time being, I will be featuring a new website from my enormous collection of bookmarked websites every weekday. None of it is solicited promotions, and no one is paying me to feature their site. These are just websites that at one time I thought were interesting enough to add to my bookmarks folder.
I highly encourage using some kind of ad blocking extension before clicking on any of these links. You’ll also hear me say this phrase a lot about these posts: “They can’t all be winners.” But it’s better than just leaving the site abandoned.
The jokes were generously provided by friends and visitors such as yourself. I want to express my eternal thanks to everyone over the years who helped contribute to the collection.
So what is it that makes a joke funny?
It all boils down to a sudden shift in perception. The story starts you thinking one way, then the punchline turns that thinking on its ear. The art of the joke is to craft a short story that isn’t overly contrived, then deliver a punchline that suddenly shifts your perception about the story you were being told.
Many of the jokes on this site are offensive, and I make no apologies for it. Offensive jokes work by making the reader uncomfortable through the use of a taboo subject thus enhancing the underlying humor. Without the offensive element, the joke would simply not be as funny.
(Just thought you might like to know.)
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