Stan and Jerry were a couple of old fishing buddies. Early Saturday morning, Stan called Jerry and said, “Jerry, it’s Stan. Look, I’m not gonna be able to go fishing this morning like we planned.”
“Why not?” asked Jerry. “We’ve been planning this fishing trip all week!”
“Look, I woke up grumpy this morning,” explained Stan.
Jerry thought for a moment and said, “Well, have you tried getting her to go back to bed?”