Bad News Terrible News

A wealthy man sat in his attorney’s office.

“Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?” the lawyer asked.

“Give me the bad news first.”

“Your wife found a picture that’s probably worth at least eight-million dollars.”

“That’s the bad news?” the man asked incredulously. “I can’t wait to hear the terrible news.”

“It’s a picture of you with your mistress.”