The Baby’s Checkup

A woman brought a baby to the doctor’s office for a check up. Everything seemed normal during the exam, but the doctor was a little concerned about the baby’s weight.

“Is the baby breast or bottle fed?” asked the physician.

“Breast fed,” she replied.

“Well let’s have a look then. Could you please remove your top?” the doctor requested.

The woman removed her blouse and exposed her breasts to the doctor. He proceeded to pinch her nipples. Then he pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both of them in a very professional and detailed examination.

Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said, “No wonder this baby is underweight. You don’t have any milk.”

“I know,” she said, “I’m the child’s grandmother, but I’m sure glad I came.”