A high-priced call girl brought a customer to her upscale apartment. He admired the fancy furnishings and the fine art on the walls. After a short while he asked how she was able to amass such splendor.
She replied that the furnishings and artwork were actually her father’s, and that he had been a politician for over forty years.
With and understanding smile the man asked, “So why you didn’t follow in his footsteps instead of choosing this way of life?”
The strumpet sighed and said, “Oh, just lucky I guess. Besides, I had my moral standards to uphold.”