Humping for Hawaii

Barb and Harry always dreamed of going to Hawaii, but Harry had trouble coming up with the money to do so. One day they came up with an idea. Each time they had sex, Harry would put a twenty into the piggy bank.

A few years later they decided to count the money for their dream vacation and broke open the piggy bank.

Harry looked at their savings and said: “That’s strange. I only remember putting a twenty in the piggy bank every time we had sex, but I see several fifties and quite a few hundreds.”

Barb replied, “Well, not everyone was as cheap as you.”