Boy on a Bus

A little boy got on the bus by himself and sat behind the driver.

“If my mom was a cow and my dad was a bull, I’d be a calf,” said the little boy.

The bus driver ignored him.

“If my mom was a hen and my dad was a rooster, I’d be a chick.”

The bus driver started to get slightly annoyed.

“If my mom was a gander and my dad was a goose, I’d be a little gosling.”

These peculiar observations went on for some time. Tired of listening to the little boy ramble on, the bus driver turned and said, “What if your mom was a drunk and your dad was a bum?”

Without hesitation the boy replied, “I’d be a bus driver.”