At the Pharmacy

Bob walked into a drug store and asked to speak with a male pharmacist.
The woman behind the counter said that she was the only pharmacist, and as she and her sister owned the store and that there were no male employees.
The shy man said that it was something that he would be much more comfortable discussing with a male pharmacist.
The lady assured him that she was completely professional, and whatever it was that he needed to discuss, he could be confident that she would treat his situation in a professional and confidential manner.
Bob agreed and began by saying, “This is tough for me to discuss, but, I get erections every day that last several hours. It causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment, and I was wondering what you could give me for it.”
The pharmacist said, “I think we can help, but I will need to confer with my sister.”
Bob nodded understandingly and waited several minutes as the pharmacist disappeared into the back room.
When she returned, she said, “We discussed it at length, and this is the absolute best we can do. One third ownership in the store, a company pickup truck, a king size bed and $3,000 a month in living expenses.”